If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.