If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably. When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee. You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work. So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.