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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s…

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged approval, ask, call, confidence, dating, girls, humor, i, me, parental, parental approval, parents, sarcasm, scare, situation, social, social situation, teenage, used, wit on May 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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