I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay. Commentary:"That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' ππ₯π₯" Related Funny Posts π€ Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that. Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. Itβs a four curse meal. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
