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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over ever…

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over ever…

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"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daily, daily grind, every, gently, grind, health, humor, humor quote, mental, mental health, mistake, motivation, over, past, perseverance, reflection, resilience, rise, self-awareness, self-improvement, teeth, while on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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