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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.