The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.