Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.