If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.