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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.