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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Being awake is the worst.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.