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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% mi…

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% mi…

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Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1, 2, beverage, create, dairy, forbidden, humor, joke, milk, mixing, playful, pun, quirky on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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