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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ

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