People who cook breakfast before going to work are too matu… Commentary:Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨🍳🍳 Related Funny Posts 🤝 People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes. Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.
