Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.