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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.