You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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A Monday every week is excessive.