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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.