If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.