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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.