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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?