I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.