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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.