The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.