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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.