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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.