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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.