I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bage… Commentary:When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger… Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach. I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again. I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.
