I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Waking up has never sounded so profitable 😂💸 Rise and shine, it’s payday time! 🌞💰 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day. If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it. I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed. Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.
