Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When in doubt, just wing it with punctuation; even your keyboard is confused 😂✍️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional. Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars. I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count. At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.