I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your next boyfriend should start carbo-loading now! 🏋️♂️😂🍝 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more. I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend. I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day. My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.
