I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor. Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? ππ Related Funny Posts π€ I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world. My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures. Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Donβt be jealous. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. βIβm not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.β