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  • What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.
  • Is it still murder if they said, โ€œSome other time,โ€ but I thought they said smother time?
  • There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
  • I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.
  • Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.
  • Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.