You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to. Commentary:"Cleaning the house to your old clubbing tunes? That's the grooviest retirement plan ever! 🎶🧹 Who needs a DJ when you can just spin that mop!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to. I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition. Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all. If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.
