My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes. Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark. This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.