My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but ref… Commentary:"Looks like your body missed the memo on being a glow stick – at least it's got the cracking part down! 🔥💥 Maybe it just needs a better manual? Or some extra batteries…⚡😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick. Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark. Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it. I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark. You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.