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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but ref…

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but ref…

Commentary:
"Looks like your body missed the memo on being a glow stick – at least it's got the cracking part down! 🔥💥 Maybe it just needs a better manual? Or some extra batteries…⚡😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, body, cracks, every, fitness, glow, glow stick, humor, i, light, move, noise, pain, stick, time on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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