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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sel…

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sel…

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"Selling drugs may not be explicitly mentioned in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of your 'miraculous' herb garden 😄💊 #DivineDeals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bible, drugs, humor, interpretation, irony, point, religion, sell, single, tell on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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