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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! πŸ§ πŸ‡ Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! πŸ˜„πŸ“±"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, apology, berry, brain, cave, distraction, eat, humor, i, information, missed, sorry, text on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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