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  • I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
  • My dream car is a taco truck.
  • I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.
  • When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
  • I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
  • You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.