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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.