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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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