A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the designated hitter – the team's trusty savior when the rest of them have had a few too many curveballs! 🍻⚾️ Better watch out for those home runs… and hangovers! 😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it? After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore. There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s. Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out. Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.