A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.