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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocer…

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocer…

Commentary:
"Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accidental, accidentally, bankruptcy, contact, eye, eye contact, grocery, grocery store, humor, shopping, store, sweets, temptation on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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