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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.