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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.