Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy. Funny Quotes October 8, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAccidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.