Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.