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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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