Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.