Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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“Adulthood: where tying to master the art of being a night owl AND an early bird simultaneously 🦉🌞. Who knew being a responsible grown-up would involve so much strategic napping? 😂💤 #AdultingLife”

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