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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.