Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Commentary:
โ€œWho needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ #AdultingStrugglesโ€

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