After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.