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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Commentary:
Sounds like the mosquitoes swiped right on me πŸ˜…πŸ¦Ÿ #UnmatchedBuzzing

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, bite, humor, insect, mosquito, relationship, season, summer on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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