Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.