Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the mosquitoes swiped right on me π π¦ #UnmatchedBuzzing Related funny posts π I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it. How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent? My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell. Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this. The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.