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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?