All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

All the best memories with my dad start with "Don't tell your mom about this."

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“When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it’s gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching”

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