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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

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Live now on Messenger:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

Making waves on Twitch:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Going viral on Instagram:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

All the clouds have come out to play today.

3 months ago

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Looks like the sky threw a cloud party and forgot to invite the sun! ☁️🎉😎

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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2 months ago

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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2 months ago

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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2 months ago

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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2 months ago

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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2 months ago

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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2 months ago

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

74 shares on X this month:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

How is it still this week?

23 shares on X this month:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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Trending via Telegram:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Spotted on Messenger:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Breaking via Reddit:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Broadcasted on X:

I had too much to think last night.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Just landed via TikTok:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Spotted on WeChat:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Just landed via Messenger:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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