Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
  • Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.
  • A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.
  • How did we decide to go with cockpit?
  • Sex in the snow is wintercourse.