Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.