Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAlmost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep. I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday. My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.