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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.