Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Sounds like a riveting morning adventure – the thrilling saga of the sweater struggle! 😴🧥 Who knew getting dressed could be such an adrenaline rush? Stay strong, brave sweater warrior! 💪😂"

asleep, dark, humor, know, moment, morning, need, sleep, state, sweater, tired

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

0

2 months ago

answer, before, clever, confusion, huh, humor, humorous, i, mindset, question, quick, quick response, repeat, response, sarcasm, say, sometimes, wit
Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

0

2 months ago

am, excuse, honesty, humor, i, just, late, lateness, person, personality, self-deprecation, sorry
For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

0

2 months ago

creativity, day, gift, humor, husband, i, present, relationship, shirt, thought, twice, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day
Weirdos gonna weird.

0

2 months ago

humor, individuality, personality, quirkiness, uniqueness, weird, weirdo
No amount of daylight can save us.

0

2 months ago

amount, daylight, existential, humor, irony, save, us
You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

0

2 months ago

disappointment, fan, football, humor, kids, parenting, raising, right, rival, sports, think

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on Threads this month:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

95 shares on Threads this month:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Just shared via Reddit:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Trending via TikTok:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Just shared via WeChat:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Making waves on Slack:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Going viral on Slack:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Weirdos gonna weird.

No amount of daylight can save us.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨